Everybody Loves Mark
"... So I bought Pamprin. I tried to find one that said it helps mood swings, but there wasn't one."
"That sucks. But if it just said it on the box, wouldn't that be the same?"
Blink. Blink, blink.
"Excuse me? How would that work? Because I THOUGHT I shouldn't have mood swings I wouldn't? I would get pissed about something and then think, 'Oh, no, I took that pill, I can't be pissed!' OH MY GOD. Do you understand this at all? This isn't a choice to be a bitch! THIS IS HORMONES!!!"
"You are so dead."
"I was just trying to be funny!"
"I can't do funny today. Leave me alone."