Everybody Loves Mark
"... So I bought Pamprin. I tried to find one that said it helps mood swings, but there wasn't one."
"That sucks. But if it just said it on the box, wouldn't that be the same?"
Blink. Blink, blink.
"Excuse me? How would that work? Because I THOUGHT I shouldn't have mood swings I wouldn't? I would get pissed about something and then think, 'Oh, no, I took that pill, I can't be pissed!' OH MY GOD. Do you understand this at all? This isn't a choice to be a bitch! THIS IS HORMONES!!!"
"Um... uh-oh."
"You are so dead."
"I was just trying to be funny!"
"I can't do funny today. Leave me alone."
posted by JR @ 1:46 PM
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3 Comments:
Sometimes it frightens me how much we have in common.
Personally, I find a combination of Midol and alcohol to be the best mood swing corrective therapy.
Or, on one specific cramptacular occasion, I found that 9 glasses of champagne had a pleasant effect.
Why, WHY do they challenge the PMS?
It's just silly.
Mo - I think alcohol functions as an excellent mood stablizer even when I don't have PMS. Which, granted, isn't really that often.
Whinger - Very silly. I wish there was a male equivalent so they could understand. Although Mark can get moody putting up with me, so maybe I am his cramps.
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