Sammie from Poopville is sleeping on my right foot*

I read online that my stomach problem is caused because I eat to much steak and dairy, which are considered acidic foods, and not enough vegetables, mostly raw. Mark had this to say:

"I love vegetables. I wish we ate more vegetables."

"I'm sorry. I will buy more when I shop."

"Nah, I wouldn't eat them anyway."

As you may have guessed, this conversation occurred during our second bottle of wine. Which may be the ACTUAL cause of my stomach problems. But regardless, Becker Vineyards rocks.

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Dude, my doctor told me I have to give up beer, soda, really anything carbonated, and.... CHOCOLATE. Seriously. I looked at the man like he was a damn fool, and he leaned into my face and said, "No more chocolate. Until I say so."

I almost cried. So hell with it, I ain't giving up my vino.


*This is irrelevant, but true.