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Thursday, May 25, 2006

It's an actual place full of people's crap

Barb: So, I went to a baby shower a while back, and it turns out it was all a big lie.

JR: There wasn't really a baby shower? You went to nothing?

Barb: Oh no, there was a shower. There was no BABY. She made it all up.

Brit: What? How?

Barb: She just told everyone she was pregnant and we all believed her. She just admitted she made it up because everyone was asking 'Where's the baby?'

Brit: That's insane.

JR: Did she LOOK pregnant?

Barb: No, she never gained any weight.

{crickets chirping}

JR and Brit: Umm..... Why did you believe she was pregnant then?

Barb: I'm actually friends with her mother. Her mother SWORE it was true.

{wow those crickets are loud}

Barb: The worst part is, she never returned any of the gifts. You would think that if you made the whole thing up you would return the gifts.

JR: True, you don't need baby stuff if there's no baby.

Brit: I wonder what she did with them.

Barb: I don't know. Maybe she sold them on the eBay.

3 Comments:

At 3:12 PM, Anonymous jack said...

This is why one should always have "imaginary friend" showers or "slight warp in the space time continuum" showers. Hell you could even throw a shower shower. But if you're gonna fake it, make it for something thats really hard for people to prove exists.

 
At 10:23 AM, Blogger Steve-O said...

A baby exists. The shower exists. In relative context, the baby is the goat and the shower is the pole. But in this case, because the baby did not exist relative to the shower, there can be no true connection. The whole thing becomes paradox. Goatonapole!

 
At 4:20 PM, Anonymous Chrissy said...

Everyone has to understand this is coming from a women that thinks milk causes cancer. I could see how she would buy the story.

 

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