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Thursday, May 25, 2006

It's an actual place full of people's crap

Barb: So, I went to a baby shower a while back, and it turns out it was all a big lie.

JR: There wasn't really a baby shower? You went to nothing?

Barb: Oh no, there was a shower. There was no BABY. She made it all up.

Brit: What? How?

Barb: She just told everyone she was pregnant and we all believed her. She just admitted she made it up because everyone was asking 'Where's the baby?'

Brit: That's insane.

JR: Did she LOOK pregnant?

Barb: No, she never gained any weight.

{crickets chirping}

JR and Brit: Umm..... Why did you believe she was pregnant then?

Barb: I'm actually friends with her mother. Her mother SWORE it was true.

{wow those crickets are loud}

Barb: The worst part is, she never returned any of the gifts. You would think that if you made the whole thing up you would return the gifts.

JR: True, you don't need baby stuff if there's no baby.

Brit: I wonder what she did with them.

Barb: I don't know. Maybe she sold them on the eBay.

2 Comments:

At 3:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is why one should always have "imaginary friend" showers or "slight warp in the space time continuum" showers. Hell you could even throw a shower shower. But if you're gonna fake it, make it for something thats really hard for people to prove exists.

 
At 4:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone has to understand this is coming from a women that thinks milk causes cancer. I could see how she would buy the story.

 

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