I am the lamest lame in the world
The other day I had this conversation with my brother online:
JR: How are you?
Bro: Good. Sarah is sick so I'm working from her house today.
JR: Because you are her bitch?
JR: Awesome. So, my new slang term I'm supposed to learn is "ghetto fab." I have to integrate it into my vocabulary.
Bro: Please don't start saying that.
JR: I have to! I'm learning!
Bro: Learning what? How to be a black person from 1997?
JR: Yes. Or, how to be a gangster, yo.
Bro: Clearly you mean gangsta. And clearly you suck at it.
JR: Dude, I'm still learning. I should get cornrows, that might help.