The Next Big Thing

I'm sure everyone has already done this with their friends. But the other night Jack & Amy were visiting, and there was a big group of us at a bar* thinking of all the different kinds of movies we could make that would be like Snakes On A Plane.

It started out just trying to match up animals with modes of transportation, but then turned into the Alliteration Olympics.

• Rats on a Train
• Lizards on a Raft
• Moths on a Vespa
• Bees in a Car (this one actually elicited gasps and grimaces - "Please, seriously, bees in your car are SCARY.")
• Alligators on Ice Skates (I'm not sure that fits the genre, but I like it.)
• Oysters in a Hot Air Balloon (Oh! Pearls in the Air!)
• Weasels on a Helicopter
• Spiders on a Ship
• Gorillas on a Gondola
• Zebras on a Zambonie OR Zebras in a Zeppelin
• Beetles on a Bungie Cord (Do you think we were drinking?)
• Cats in a Cab
• Ants on the Amtrak (Don't be scared, Clare!)
• Bullweivels on a Boat
• Termites in a Treehouse (Not a mode of transportation, but still scary.)
• Gerbils on a Dirigible

And of course, as previously mentioned in my comments, Rabbits on a Space Shuttle Manned By Cabbage Patch Kids.

Coleslaw, anyone?

*Duh.