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Sunday, May 07, 2006

I still haven't found it...


"Have you seen the dusting spray?"

{silence}

"I know I had it out the other day, with a rag... What did I dust?"

"You got me!"

"Oh f- off, you buttmunch! I was dusting for when Clare came over!"

"Dusting what? The bunny?"

"We have a bunny?"

"The dust bunny."

4 Comments:

At 1:43 PM, Blogger Steve-O said...

Dust bunnies are an endangered species. That's why I have built a refuge for them under my bed where they can exist in their natural habitat, free from persecution by those who would see them sucked into the vacuum cleaners of extinction. Well, at least until I find reason to commit them to a sentence of life imprisonment inside a hypoallergenic hoover-bag.

 
At 2:45 PM, Anonymous jack said...

Are these dust bunnies? Is this why they are extinct?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hWdMgalhC3M

 
At 9:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well my new favorite saying now is from my mom a day calendar "I'm not going to vacuum 'till Sears makes one you can ride on"..

Love Mommy

 
At 10:17 AM, Blogger JayAre said...

Steve - Very funny.

Jack - Disturbing.

Mom - Me neither. Let's start a petition.

 

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