If you just asked me instead of ignoring me... I could tell you...
Me: And we serve that with our green chili cheese grits...
Customers begin to ignore me, in typical customer style.*
Customer 1: What are grits, anyway?
Customer 2: I don't know.
C 1: What are they made from?
C 2: Hominy.
C 1: I love how you southerners always say "hominy," like any of you have any f--king idea what hominy is.
C 2: Why did you ask then?
*It was a long night. I'm feeling bitter. Pardon my generalization.